UWS is one big Education worshipping Cult 0_0

I had my first day back at uni on Tuesday. I actually had a really great time. Compared to being at home all the time waiting for my leg to heal, going to work where the only thing I do is greet the occasional person that wants only to play the pokies and doesn't hear the greeting anyway over the sound of their own addiction spinning the feature in their heads. The feature that they swear to you and anybody else that hears them bashing the machines, always eludes them...

I seem to have strayed off topic just a little bit there... Where was I...?

Oh yeah!

Aside from shit like that, university has been really great to get back into.

For one, I fit right back into my role as class clown, and even if I don't think it's appropriate to share the joke with anybody else I always manage to seem like an mental patient because I'm constantly chuckling to myself about something the tutor says.

Also it's good to be reading and thinking about shit that's new and mentally stimulating. Because whilst tumblr may be entertaining...

it's rarely thought provocative.

The thing of most note, however, was my education unit for this semester.

I swear the tutor for this unit did his thesis in cult leadership, and... I have the sneaking suspicion that he has a problem with people that can't walk.

The prick's whole lesson plan seemed to involve making us walk accross the room and introduce ourselves to random people in the room.

Also, at one point he had us all progress from touching these random peoples hands to everyone in the class getting in a circle and holding hands.

I swear this whole thing is going to end in some sort of ascension ceremony and I ain't drinking the punch.

That's all for now I guess.

Question - If you were a cult leader what mythical god-like creature would you create and then worship?